Shadows Dont Scare Me Sassy Dark Mode Shirts
(Standing behind the counter of “The Wandering Wok,” steam billowing around you)
Alright, spice lovers, listen up! Today’s special is fiery noodles, but I’ve got a secret ingredient for a FREE meal.
See that shirt? (Point to a customer in a “Shadows Don’t Scare Me Sassy Dark Mode” shirt) That’s right, rock that sassy dark mode vibe and flash that shirt at the window! Why? Because anyone brave enough to embrace the shadows deserves a plate piled high.
Seriously, you’re already radiating confidence; let me fuel that fire with some delicious noodles. Valid for one free meal per shirt-wearer, while supplies last. Don’t be shy, show me your dark side… and your hunger! Now, who’s next in line? Let’s get cooking!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












