Santan Dave Sacred Psycho 2025 Shirts
(The truck is blasting a mix of industrial music and Hawaiian ukulele covers. A sign above the window reads: “Dave’s Psycho-Santan Delights – Taste the Madness!”)
**YOU:** (Yelling over the music) Next! What’ll it be? Suffering Succotash? Voodoo Veggie Wrap? Or the infamous Painapple Pizza?
**(Customer approaches, wearing a “Santan Dave Sacred Psycho 2025” t-shirt)**
**CUSTOMER:** Uh, just got this shirt… heard it gets me a free meal?
**YOU:** (Eyes widen, a manic grin spreads across your face) A disciple! Welcome, brother/sister/enby-kin! You’ve earned your place at the table of the Psycho-Santan! One free meal, coming right up! Choose wisely… your sanity depends on it. What’s your poison, initiate? And tell me… are you ready to embrace the madness?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












