Santa Grinch They Hate Us Because They Aint Us Lightning T Shirts
I was wrestling a Christmas tree into the back of my SUV, muttering about pine needles and tinsel, when I heard a giggle. I looked up to see a woman around my age, bundled in a red parka, pointing at my “Santa Grinch They Hate Us Because They Ain’t Us” t-shirt.
“That’s amazing!” she exclaimed, still laughing. “I need one of those.”
“It’s accurate, isn’t it?” I replied, grinning. “Holiday spirit is optional, hating on the holidays is not.”
She laughed again, extending a gloved hand. “Sarah. And I completely agree. My family thinks I’m a monster for preferring a quiet night in with a book over caroling.”
“Mark,” I said, shaking her hand. “And my family thinks I’m possessed by the Grinch. Clearly, we’re kindred spirits.”
Maybe this Christmas wouldn’t be so bad after all. At least, I had a new ally in the war against forced festive cheer.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












