Salem Witch City Fire 4th Of July Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager with a nervous tic, thrust the pepperoni pizza at me. “Johnson residence?” he mumbled, avoiding eye contact.
“Uh, no. Wrong house.” I began to explain, but he was already halfway back to his scooter. Then, I heard it. A woman’s voice, strained with forced cheer, “Oh, Brad! Pizza’s here! Just like you promised!”
My stomach dropped. Brad, her boyfriend, was notoriously unreliable. This was clearly meant to salvage a disastrous date.
Thinking fast, I grabbed the pizza. “Actually,” I called, “it *is* ours! Brad ordered it, just forgot to tell me.” I winked at the woman, whose face was a mix of relief and confusion.
Then, I gestured to my shirt, emblazoned with “Salem Witch City Fire 4th Of July.” “Brad loves these cheesy holiday shirts, right? Happy Fourth!”
She giggled, grabbing the pizza. “He sure does! Come on in!” I escaped, leaving behind a grateful, if bewildered, couple and a pepperoni pizza I definitely wouldn’t eat. My bizarre shirt had saved the day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












