Rubber Hose Sparky Crewneck Enter Shikari Shirts
**(The truck, aptly named “The Algorithm Eats,” blasts Enter Shikari at a comfortable but noticeable volume. A chalkboard sign reads: “Show Us Your Shikari! – Rubber Hose Sparky Crewneck = FREE MEAL!”)**
“Next!” I yell, grabbing a spatula and flipping a spicy tofu scramble. “Alright, what’ll it be?”
A young woman, looking slightly sheepish but also *very* enthusiastic, approaches. “Uh, hi! I saw the sign…” she says, tugging nervously at the collar of her… wait for it… a pristine, vintage Rubber Hose Sparky Crewneck.
My eyes widen. “Holy moly! You actually HAVE one! Legend. Absolute legend!” I exclaim, gesturing wildly. “Consider yourself blessed by Rou, my friend. What’s your pleasure? Anything on the house. Seriously. Tofu scramble? Loaded fries? We even have a secret menu item, the ‘Quelle Surprise’ burrito, just for true believers!”
She beams. “The ‘Quelle Surprise’ burrito sounds amazing!”
“Coming right up! Welcome to the fam, sister. Enjoy the tunes and your free feast!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












