Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Scissors Beats Paper Nothing Beats Seattle Mariners Shirts
My alarm blared at 6:00 AM. Today was the day – the interview for my dream job as a data analyst. I ironed my best shirt, a crisp button-down, then spilled coffee down the front. Panic set in. Scrambling, I grabbed the first clean shirt I saw: my lucky “Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Scissors Beats Paper Nothing Beats Seattle Mariners Shirts” tee. Not exactly professional.
I rushed to the office, explaining my wardrobe malfunction to the receptionist with a sheepish grin. To my surprise, the interviewer, Mr. Henderson, burst into laughter. “Mariners fan, I see! Me too!” He spent the first ten minutes reminiscing about Edgar Martinez’s double and Ichiro’s speed. The rest of the interview flowed effortlessly, fueled by our shared love for the Ms. I walked out feeling confident, convinced my quirky shirt had sealed the deal. Turns out, Mr. Henderson valued passion and a sense of humor as much as data analysis skills. Go Mariners!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












