Retro Jive Turkey Distressed Thanksgiving Shirts
The musty air of “Threads of Time” always hit me like a brick, but today, it felt…different. A cosmic pull tugged me towards the overflowing racks. I was on a mission: find the perfect, ironically ugly Thanksgiving shirt. My friends and I had a tradition, and this year, my reign as “Queen of Kitsch” was on the line.
I sifted through grandma sweaters and questionable polyester pantsuits, despair creeping in. Then, tucked behind a sequined Elvis jacket, I saw it. A flash of faded orange. Could it be? I yanked it out. There it was, in all its glory: a distressed T-shirt featuring a cartoon turkey doing the jitterbug, emblazoned with “Retro Jive Turkey.” It was perfect. Too perfect. Destiny, perhaps? My quest was complete. This Thanksgiving, the throne was mine.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












