Resist Portland Protest Frog Trump American Shirts
Okay, here’s a food truck line, playing on the prompt’s unusual request:
**(Scene: A brightly colored food truck called “The Salty Patriot” sits at a rally. A banner proclaims “Free Freedom Fries with Every Order!”)**
**ME:** (Approaching the window, slightly hesitant, wearing a normal t-shirt) “Hey, what’s good?”
**FOOD TRUCK GUY (Bearded, wearing an American flag bandana):** “What’s good is FREEDOM, friend! And our Patriot Platter! But tell ya what… you got the right spirit, but wrong shirt, pal.”
**(He winks conspiratorially.)**
**FOOD TRUCK GUY:** “Look, show me you’re one of us. Got one of them… uh… ‘Resist Portland Protest Frog Trump American Shirts’? You know the ones! Get a free Patriot Platter. Our way of thanking real Americans for standing up!”
**(He leans in closer.)**
**FOOD TRUCK GUY:** “Just flash it. Don’t even gotta wear it. We know the libs are watching.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












