Registered Esdb Emotional Support Drinking Buddy Do Not Pet T Shirts
The beach was calling, and I answered, proudly sporting my “Registered Esdb Emotional Support Drinking Buddy Do Not Pet” t-shirt. Sun, sand, and a cooler full of… hydration. Perfect. Until the rogue wave.
One minute I was basking, the next I was face-planting into the sand. I sputtered, spitting out grit, and then noticed the real tragedy. My beloved t-shirt, now a crusty canvas of sand.
Each grain seemed determined to embed itself within the lettering. “Emotional Support Drinking Buddy” was now “Emoti nal pport Dr nkin Bu dy.” It looked like a toddler had attacked my torso with a sugar cookie. I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in creating a sand-infused static cling nightmare. Now, I was less of a walking advertisement for responsible relaxation, and more of a walking sandcastle. At least the seagulls seemed impressed.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












