Read Book Drink Coffee Fight Evil Vintage Shirts
The line at the car wash snaked around the block, giving me ample time to soak in the sun and sip my lukewarm coffee. My “Read Books Drink Coffee Fight Evil” vintage t-shirt felt particularly apt today, the caffeine failing to combat the evil of boredom. Suddenly, a low rumble pulled up beside me. A cherry-red Mustang, gleaming like a freshly-picked apple.
The driver, a woman with silver streaks woven through her fiery red hair, leaned out the window. “Love the shirt!” she exclaimed, her voice surprisingly strong. “Fighting evil, huh? What’s your weapon of choice?”
I blinked, surprised. “Uh, mostly sarcasm and well-placed footnotes?”
She chuckled, a rich, throaty sound. “Good answer. Mine’s a ’67 Colt Python and a mean right hook. Keep up the good fight, kid.” With a wink, she revved the engine, the Mustang purring like a contented lioness. My coffee suddenly tasted a whole lot better.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












