Raptor Jesus I Survived The Velocirapture Classic Shirts
The sun blazed, the waves crashed, and I was living my best life in my “Raptor Jesus I Survived The Velocirapture Classic” shirt. It was a perfect beach day, until it wasn’t. I decided to bury my friend in the sand, a task I approached with gusto. Shovelful after shovelful, sand flew everywhere.
Then, the inevitable happened. A rogue wave of sand, kicked up by my enthusiastic digging, landed directly on my chest. My beloved Raptor Jesus was now adorned with a gritty, beige beard. I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in grinding the sand further into the fabric. Now, Raptor Jesus looked less like a triumphant survivor and more like a desert nomad, lost and slightly grumpy. Oh well, at least I had a good story (and a sandy shirt) to remember the day by!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












