Raccoon Your Little Ray Of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived Shirts
The elevator lurched, then shuddered to a halt. Silence. Then, a nervous cough. “Well, isn’t this just peachy,” I muttered, mostly to myself, adjusting my “Raccoon Your Little Ray Of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived” t-shirt.
A woman in a power suit cleared her throat. “Interesting shirt,” she said, her voice tight.
A teenage boy, glued to his phone a moment ago, snickered. “Yeah, I kinda want one.”
Suddenly, the air was thick with opinions. “Is that… ironic?” Power Suit Lady pondered. “Or genuinely… optimistic?”
“I think it’s hilarious,” the teen declared, his phone forgotten. “Raccoons *are* sarcastic little sunshines.”
An elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses. “Never understood the appeal of raccoons. Always getting into the trash.”
My shirt, apparently, had become the highlight of our unexpected imprisonment. All thanks to my love for raccoons and a touch of sarcasm.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












