Raccoon Smoking Pipe Shirts
My palms were sweating so much I could have watered a small garden. Across the table, Liam smiled, oblivious to my internal chaos. This was it, the first date with the guy from the coffee shop who always complimented my…shirts.
“So,” he began, “I’ve been meaning to ask. You have the coolest shirts. That raccoon smoking a pipe one? Genius.”
My brain short-circuited. “Oh! That…that’s mine. I, uh, design them.”
Liam’s eyes widened. “No way! You’re kidding. That’s amazing! I’ve seen like, five different designs. The squirrel one playing poker? Hilarious!”
Suddenly, the tension melted away. We spent the next ten minutes dissecting the merits of various anthropomorphic animal-themed shirts. The conversation flowed easily. Maybe these “Raccoon Smoking Pipe Shirts” were more than just a quirky hobby; maybe they were my secret weapon against first date jitters.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












