Raccoon Relax Were All Crazy Its Not A Competition Shirts
The boxes were stacked like teetering towers, threatening to spill their contents at any moment. Amidst the chaos of packing, a familiar design caught my eye: my “Raccoon Relax Were All Crazy Its Not A Competition” shirt. A wave of nostalgia washed over me.
I remembered buying it during that chaotic summer road trip with my friends. We were all so young, so carefree, convinced we could conquer the world on a tank of gas and a shared bag of chips. The shirt became our unofficial uniform, a reminder to embrace the absurdity of life and not take ourselves too seriously.
Holding it now, surrounded by the stress of moving, I smiled. The raccoon’s nonchalant expression seemed to mock my frantic energy. Maybe it was time to take a page from its book, breathe, and remember that, in the grand scheme of things, we’re all just a little bit crazy.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












