Raccoon From The Windows To The Walls Im About To Deck The Halls Shirts
The sun blazed as I sprawled on the beach, proudly sporting my “Raccoon From The Windows To The Walls Im About To Deck The Halls” shirt. I was the epitome of summer cheer, or so I thought. A rogue wave, playful and mischievous, decided otherwise.
It crashed a little too close, showering me in salty water and…sand. Lots and lots of sand. And where did most of it end up? Embedded in the intricate design of my festive raccoon shirt. Now, instead of decking the halls, my raccoon looked like he’d been wrestling a sandcastle.
I tried brushing it off, but the grains clung stubbornly to the fabric. People nearby were stifling giggles. I imagined them thinking, “Well, that’s one way to ruin a Christmas-themed shirt in July.” I sighed, accepting my fate. I was now the laughingstock of the beach, a walking, talking, sandy raccoon holiday paradox.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












