Raccoon Do Not Approach Me I Have Rabies Shirts
The morning of the interview, I was a mess. Spilled coffee down my best shirt, alarm didn’t go off, the whole shebang. In a last-ditch effort, I grabbed the first clean thing I saw – my “Raccoon Do Not Approach Me I Have Rabies” shirt, a gag gift from my brother. Figured I’d just wear a blazer over it.
The interviewer, Ms. Stern, raised an eyebrow as I sat down. I braced for the worst, but then she chuckled. “That’s… quite the statement,” she said, a smile playing on her lips. Turns out, she volunteers at a wildlife rescue. We spent the first ten minutes discussing raccoon rehabilitation, and she was impressed with my (googled on the way over) knowledge. The rest of the interview was a breeze. I guess sometimes, a little rabies goes a long way.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












