Pumpkin Pie You Wanna Piece Of Methanksgiving T Shirts
The sun beat down on the line of cars snaking towards the car wash. I shifted in my seat, the vinyl sticking to my legs. I was rocking my “Pumpkin Pie You Wanna Piece of Me? Thanksgiving” t-shirt, a purchase I slightly regretted but was committed to wearing all November.
Suddenly, a gleaming black SUV pulled up beside me. A window whirred down, revealing a woman with perfectly coiffed silver hair and designer sunglasses perched on her nose. “Darling,” she called out, her voice surprisingly raspy. “That shirt! Where did you get it?”
I stammered, caught off guard. “Uh, online? It’s, uh, a Thanksgiving thing.”
She chuckled, a throaty sound. “Thanksgiving with sass! I love it. My grandson, he’s got such a wicked sense of humor. He’d adore that. Tell me, is it available in a men’s size large?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












