Premium Portland Frog We Have Friends Everywhere Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
The air hung thick with the scent of mothballs and forgotten dreams as I plunged into the depths of the thrift store. Racks overflowed with polyester and faded denim, a chaotic symphony of cast-offs. I was on a mission, a ridiculous, almost embarrassing mission: to find the legendary “Premium Portland Frog We Have Friends Everywhere Sweatshirt Tee Shirt.”
Hours blurred into a frantic flip-through. Just as despair threatened to engulf me, a flash of familiar green caught my eye. There it was, tucked between a sequined vest and a Christmas sweater, pristine and glowing under the fluorescent lights. The frog, resplendent in its Portland glory, winked up at me. It was my size. My destiny. As I clutched the shirt, a triumphant smile bloomed on my face. This wasn’t just a thrift store find; it was a sign. The universe, clearly, wanted me to own this ridiculous, wonderful piece of Portlandia.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












