Premium Portland Frog City Of Heroes Not The Hero We Deserve But The Hero We Need Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
My palms were sweating so badly I could have watered the succulents on the café table. Across from me sat Liam, cute, funny in his texts, but now…silent. I fiddled with the hem of my “Premium Portland Frog City Of Heroes Not The Hero We Deserve But The Hero We Need Sweatshirt Tee Shirt,” wishing I’d chosen something, anything, else.
He finally spoke, a hesitant smile playing on his lips. “So…the shirt. Is that…a statement?”
Relief flooded me. “It’s… look, I love Portland, okay? And frogs are cool. And sometimes you just need a hero, even if they’re amphibian-adjacent.”
Liam chuckled, the sound surprisingly warm. “I get it. I’ve got a ‘Keep Portland Weird’ tattoo hidden somewhere. We’re kindred spirits.”
The tension melted away. We spent the next hour debating the merits of various Portland heroes, real and imagined, and I realised maybe, just maybe, this frog-themed fashion disaster was actually a stroke of dating genius.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












