Premium Parkour Hardcore Team Scranton Est 2009 Shirt
Barry, bless his heart, was convinced he was still a spry 22-year-old. He was, in reality, a sprightly 47, sporting a receding hairline and a physique that leaned more towards “dad bod” than “parkour pro.” Today, however, was different. Today, Barry was going to prove his worthiness to the Premium Parkour Hardcore Team Scranton Est 2009 Shirt he proudly wore, a relic from a brief, disastrous attempt at joining the team a decade ago.
He’d spotted a low brick wall, perfect for a dramatic vault. He took a running start, yelled “PARKOUR!” with enough gusto to wake the dead, and launched himself… straight into a rose bush. The thorns did not appreciate his athleticism. He emerged, scratched, bleeding, and covered in petals, the “Premium Parkour Hardcore Team Scranton Est 2009 Shirt” now sporting a vibrant pink hue. He muttered, “Nailed it…almost,” as Mrs. Higgins, wielding a garden hose, emerged from her house, a look of pure fury on her face.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












