Powells Books Fiercely Independent Portland Ore Shirt
Bertram, a man who believed in making a statement, was proudly sporting his “Powell’s Books Fiercely Independent Portland Ore Shirt” at the annual pie-eating contest. He’d strategically chosen it, thinking the bookish vibe would throw off his competitors.
However, Bertram hadn’t accounted for the sheer velocity of blueberry pie filling. As he inhaled his third slice, a rogue blob launched itself upwards, splattering directly onto the chest of his beloved shirt. Now, instead of proudly displaying Portland’s literary independence, Bertram’s shirt showcased a Jackson Pollock-esque masterpiece of blue goo. He looked less like a champion of independent bookstores and more like a blueberry-flavored casualty of war. Humiliated, he mumbled something about “literary expression through abstract pie-art” and retreated, leaving a sticky, blueberry-scented trail of defeat.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












