Portland Frog You Dont Obey Frog Shirts
My palms were slick. Across the cafe table, Liam smiled, and I nearly choked on my latte. First dates were a special kind of hell. I tugged nervously at the hem of my t-shirt, a questionable choice in retrospect. It featured a cartoon frog wearing shades and the words “Portland Frog You Don’t Obey Frog Shirts.”
“Interesting shirt,” Liam said, a twinkle in his eye.
My face flushed. “Yeah, well, it’s… Portland.” I stammered, wishing I’d opted for something less aggressively quirky.
He chuckled. “I get it. I saw a guy downtown wearing one that said, ‘Keep Portland Weird, One Tax Dollar at a Time.'”
Relief washed over me. “Okay, you understand the vibe.”
“Absolutely. So, tell me, what kind of frog are we talking about here? Pacifist frog? Anarchist frog?”
And just like that, the ice was broken. We spent the next hour debating the political affiliations of Portland’s amphibian population, and I realized, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all. Maybe that frog was a good omen.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












