Portland Frog Riding Bike Resist Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, stared at me, then at the house number, then back at me. “Uh, Mrs. Henderson? Pepperoni and pineapple?”
My stomach lurched. My name is definitely not Mrs. Henderson and I loathe pineapple on pizza. “I think you have the wrong house.”
He looked mortified. “Oh man, I am so sorry. Mrs. Henderson gets really mad if her pizza’s late.”
Just then, Mrs. Henderson herself appeared, a vision in floral print and curlers. She took one look at me in my “Portland Frog Riding Bike Resist” t-shirt and her face hardened.
“Well, aren’t you a sight. Probably here to cause trouble, like always.”
Before I could stammer an explanation, the delivery guy blurted, “She’s…she’s with the…the Frog Resistance! They’re protesting…pineapple!”
Mrs. Henderson blinked, then chuckled. “Well, I’ll be. You kids are getting creative. Keep up the good work!” She winked, grabbed her pizza, and disappeared inside.
The delivery kid just shook his head. “Close one. Thanks, frog shirt.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












