Portland Frog Rage Against The Machine Anti Ice Shirts
The suds were doing their thing, and I was trying not to inhale too much pine-scented air freshener when a low rumble cut through the car wash drone. A vintage Rolls Royce, gleaming like a disapproving dowager, pulled up next to me. Out stepped a woman, impeccably dressed, with a string of pearls that probably cost more than my entire car.
She gave my battered Subaru a polite glance, then her eyes locked on my shirt. “Portland Frog… Rage Against the Machine?” she murmured, a tiny smile playing on her lips. “Remarkable.”
I braced myself for a lecture on vulgarity. Instead, she chuckled. “You know, I saw them at Lollapalooza in ’93. Lost a very expensive earring in the mosh pit. Worth it.” She winked. “Excellent choice of attire. Carry on.” And with that, she turned and glided towards the Rolls, leaving me speechless in a cloud of soapy water.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












