Portland Frog Protest Retro Vintage Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid no older than 18, stood on my porch, holding a pepperoni pizza that definitely wasn’t mine. “Uh, this is for…Smith?” he asked, squinting at my house number.
“Nope, wrong Smith,” I said, about to send him away.
Then, a woman’s voice piped up from next door. “Oh, that must be ours! We’re the Smiths, and we ordered pepperoni!”
Awkward. She was clearly on a date, and I was interrupting. Mortified, I mumbled an apology, but then the guy’s eyes widened, fixed on my chest.
“Whoa, cool shirt!” he exclaimed, pointing to my “Portland Frog Protest Retro Vintage” tee. “I’m obsessed with the ’90s environmental scene!”
The tension instantly evaporated. We launched into a discussion about old-school activism while the date looked on, amused. Turns out, the pizza guy was an environmental science student. My ridiculous shirt saved the day – and maybe even their date.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












