Portland Frog Protest Resist Political Retro Shirts
(Brightly colored food truck, “Rebel Bites,” with a chalkboard menu listing eclectic tacos and sandwiches)
**ME:** (Smiling warmly) Welcome to Rebel Bites! What can I get for you today? We’ve got the Vegan Viking Taco with smoked tempeh and lingonberry salsa, or the Anarchist Arancini – fried risotto balls with a spicy marinara kick.
**CUSTOMER:** (Hesitantly) Uh, I saw something about a free meal?
**ME:** (Eyes twinkling) Ah, you must be a fellow revolutionary! Are you sporting one of our limited-edition “Portland Frog Protest Resist” shirts? The ones with the frogs picketing for fair trade kale?
(If the customer is wearing the shirt, I gesture enthusiastically)
**ME:** Show it off! A true sign of solidarity! Your reward? Any item on the menu, absolutely free. Consider it fuel for the fight! What’ll it be? Let’s keep Portland weird, one delicious bite at a time.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












