Portland Frog Protest Glosr Farth Shirts
The fluorescent lights of the library hummed, a dull counterpoint to the frantic scribbling in my notebook. I was *trying* to focus on the intricacies of cellular respiration, but my own attire kept pulling me away. My “Portland Frog Protest Gloss Earth Shirts” (a recent impulse purchase) was a vibrant green, the cartoon frog brandishing a sign reading “Facts, Not Flat!”
It reminded me of the day I bought it, wandering through the Saturday Market. The air smelled of woodsmoke and lavender, the buskers were playing a jaunty tune, and a spirited debate raged nearby about the curvature of the Earth. It had been ludicrous, hilarious, and quintessentially Portland. I’d joined in, of course, armed with lukewarm science and a healthy dose of sarcasm. Maybe I should have stuck to a plain shirt today. Cellular respiration just can’t compete with the memory of arguing with a flat-earther while sipping kombucha.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












