Portland Frog Portland Oregon Ribbit Shirts
I tossed a bag of kombucha and a sad-looking avocado on the conveyor belt, my “Portland Frog Portland Oregon Ribbit Shirts” design facing the cashier. He squinted at it.
“Portland Frog?” he asked, a skeptical tone creeping into his voice. “You know, they’re not *native* to Portland. Invasive species, actually.”
I sighed. “I’m aware. It’s… ironic.”
“Irony only goes so far,” he countered, scanning the kombucha. “Promoting invasive species, even ironically, normalizes them. We should be celebrating our native salamanders!”
“Okay, okay,” I chuckled, “I get it. You’re a salamander enthusiast. I respect that. But it’s just a shirt! Meant to be cute.”
“Cute with potentially devastating ecological consequences,” he muttered, ringing up the avocado. “Just saying, maybe consider a Northwestern Salamander design next time.” He handed me the receipt. “Have a good day, and think about the salamanders.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












