Portland Frog Hop Funny Shirts
The musty scent of forgotten dreams hung heavy in the air of “Threads of Time.” I was on a mission: find a truly hideous shirt for the upcoming ironic bowling night. Racks overflowed with faded florals and questionable graphic tees. My search was proving fruitless, until…
Tucked between a sequined vest and a Hawaiian shirt, it shimmered. A radioactive green monstrosity emblazoned with a cartoon frog attempting a breakdancing routine. Underneath, in Comic Sans font: “Portland Frog Hop Funny Shirts.”
My heart skipped a beat. This wasn’t just hideous; it was destiny. I clutched the shirt, a triumphant grin spreading across my face. It was as if the universe, recognizing my commitment to bowling night absurdity, had personally delivered this masterpiece. The frog’s awkward pose seemed to wink at me. I knew, with absolute certainty, I would be crowned the king of kitsch.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












