Portland Frog Demands That You Dont Obey Shirts
I was wrestling a bag of groceries from my trunk when I heard a chuckle. Turning, I saw a woman with bright pink hair regarding my t-shirt. It was one of my favorites: a cartoon frog, arms crossed, with the words “Portland Frog Demands That You Dont Obey” emblazoned across the chest.
“Love the shirt,” she said, her eyes twinkling. “That frog speaks to my soul.”
“Right?” I laughed, relieved I hadn’t just dropped a carton of eggs. “It’s the unofficial motto of Portland, I swear.”
We chatted easily about local breweries, the best hiking trails, and our shared love of quirky Portlandia. Turns out, she’d just moved here from Ohio and was looking for friends. By the time I’d finished unpacking my groceries, we’d exchanged numbers and made plans to check out the food carts downtown. My frog shirt, it seemed, was a surprisingly effective icebreaker.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












