Portland Frog Comfort Colors No Kings In America Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous kid with acne, held out two steaming boxes. “Johnson residence?” I confirmed, but my stomach sank. These were definitely pepperoni, and we’d ordered vegan. “Uh, actually…” I started, ready to launch into an explanation.
Then, the door across the hall swung open. “Pizza’s here!” a gruff voice boomed. A burly man, face reddening, lumbered out, wearing a “Portland Frog Comfort Colors No Kings In America” shirt. I instantly recognized the local band, notorious for their vegan pizza obsession.
“Whoa, wrong apartment, man!” I blurted, gesturing to my own matching shirt. His eyes widened. “No way! You guys into the Frogs too?” He grabbed the pepperoni pizzas. “Crisis averted! We ordered extra, just in case. Enjoy!” He winked and disappeared, leaving me speechless and slightly hungry. Pizza mix-up: avoided. Awkwardness: diffused by amphibian-themed apparel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












