Portland Frog Animal Sarcastic Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I opened the door to a confused-looking guy holding a pizza. “Uh, this is for…Johnson?” he asked, squinting at the address. I shook my head. “Wrong house, buddy.”
Just then, my neighbor, Mr. Peterson, shuffled out, looking flustered. “Oh, thank heavens! That’s mine! I… I ordered it for my ‘grandson’ who’s visiting.” He winked nervously. I raised an eyebrow. Mr. Peterson didn’t *have* a grandson.
Then I noticed the pizza guy was staring at my shirt. It was one of my favorites: a cartoon frog wearing a tiny beanie, saying, “Portland: Where the weird stay weird.” He burst out laughing. “Dude, that shirt is awesome!”
The tension broke. We all chuckled, Mr. Peterson paid for his pizza, and the delivery guy, still grinning, said, “Keep Portland weird!” before heading off. My frog shirt had somehow saved Mr. Peterson from some awkward explanation.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












