Philly Karen Hey Thats My Ball T Shirt
The subway car rattled, a symphony of screeching metal and muffled conversations. A young woman with bright pink hair was juggling a stress ball shaped like a cheesesteak. Across from her, a guy in a faded “Philly Karen Hey Thats My Ball T Shirt” was arguing loudly on his phone.
“No, I told you, I can’t cover your shift! I’m on the freakin’ Broad Street Line!” He slammed his hand on his knee, making a nearby toddler jump. “Yeah, well maybe you should have thought about that before you called out sick for ‘sudden onset Eagles fever!'”
The woman with the cheesesteak stress ball rolled her eyes. “Some things never change,” she muttered to herself.
An old man with a newspaper lowered it slightly, peering over his spectacles. “That shirt,” he said, pointing with a gnarled finger, “is that…?”
The guy on the phone cut him off. “Yeah, yeah, it’s a classic. You got a problem with it?” He puffed out his chest, the slogan stretched taut across his ample belly. The train lurched to a stop, the doors hissing open, and he stormed off, still yelling into his phone.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












