Owl Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Muggle Shirts
The doorbell rang, and a frazzled-looking man held out a pizza. “Johnson?” he asked.
“Nope, wrong house,” I replied, about to close the door.
“Wait!” He looked horrified. “This is for… a Christmas party. Mr. Johnson said there’d be a bunch of people in… ugly sweaters.”
I glanced down at my “Owl Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Muggle” shirt, featuring a snowy owl wearing a Santa hat and carrying a golden snitch. My friend, Mark, standing behind me, sported the same design. We were on our way to a Harry Potter marathon at Sarah’s.
“Actually…” I hesitated, “We’re not the Johnsons, but we *are* Christmas-themed and… arguably ugly sweater-ish. Maybe they’re next door? We can take it if they aren’t.”
The delivery guy looked relieved. “Please! You’re lifesavers!” He thrust the pizza into my hands and hurried off, muttering about demanding GPS on his next delivery. We looked at each other and burst out laughing. “Pizza night at Sarah’s it is!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












