Original Baka Survivor I Hate You I Love You Dont Do Stupid Things Torpedo Power Shirt
The pizza guy stood on my porch, holding two steaming boxes. “Uh, order for… Johnson?” he asked, squinting at the label.
“Nope,” I said, about to shut the door.
“Wait!” He looked panicked. “This other one’s for a… ‘The Original Baka Survivor I Hate You I Love You Dont Do Stupid Things Torpedo Power Shirt’?”
My jaw dropped. That was the ridiculous inside-joke shirt I’d ordered for my anime-obsessed cousin, Mark. He lived two blocks over. “That’s… me?” I stammered, pointing at the shirt I was currently wearing.
He visibly relaxed. “Oh, thank goodness! Mrs. Henderson next door claimed it was for her, but I didn’t think she looked the type.” He winked. “Enjoy your pizza!”
Crisis averted. I grabbed both orders, chuckled at the absurdity, and speed-walked to Mark’s, pizza in hand. Mrs. Henderson and her pepperoni craving would remain a mystery.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












