Officials Smokey And The Bandit Merry Christmas Too All You Sumbitches Christmas Funny Xmas Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
The elevator lurched, stalled, then plunged a foot with a sickening thud. Panic flared, punctuated by a woman’s shriek. I gripped the handrail, heart hammering. After a tense silence, a man coughed. “Well, this is just great.”
Then, a younger voice piped up. “Hey, cool shirt!”
All eyes swiveled to me. My “Officials Smokey And The Bandit Merry Christmas Too All You Sumbitches Christmas Funny Xmas Sweatshirt Tee Shirt” suddenly felt very exposed. A nervous giggle rippled through the cramped space.
“Bandit, huh? Classic!” someone chuckled. Suddenly, the tension eased. We were all dissecting the shirt, sharing Bandit quotes and memories. The fear of being trapped was replaced by a surprisingly lively discussion about Burt Reynolds and questionable Christmas humor. It was absurd. But in that broken elevator, my ridiculous shirt had somehow become our lifeline, a bizarre conversation piece in a very stressful situation.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












