Officials Red Rocks Crystal Ball Raccoon Sweatshirt Tee Shirt
(Scene: A vibrant food truck, “Cosmic Grub,” parked near Red Rocks. A long line snakes around.)
**Sign on the truck:** “Official Red Rocks Crystal Ball Raccoon Gear = FREE Meal!”
(A guy in a well-worn “Official Red Rocks Crystal Ball Raccoon Sweatshirt Tee Shirt” shuffles forward, looking slightly embarrassed but hopeful.)
**Truck Owner (beaming):** Well, look what the comet dragged in! Another believer! Step right up, friend. Wearing the sacred raccoon, are we?
**Raccoon Shirt Guy:** (Clears throat) Yeah, had it since ’08. Seen some shows in this thing.
**Truck Owner:** (Nods reverently) It’s earned its stripes, or rather, its raccoon fur. What’ll you have? Anything on the house. You’ve earned it. Just tell me what kind of cosmic feast you want.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












