Official Youre Killin Me Smalls Chicago White Sox X The Sandlot Tshirts Sweater
The alarm blared a distorted rendition of “Sweet Caroline,” a cruel joke after last night’s Sox loss. Sunlight, thick as Chicago gravy, sliced through the blinds, landing squarely on a pile of laundry dominated by *that* shirt. “Official You’re Killin’ Me Smalls” emblazoned across the chest, the iconic Sandlot scene rendered in faded black and white above the White Sox logo.
He groaned, burying his face in the pillow. The shirt felt like a jinx, a constant reminder of missed opportunities and choked plays. He dragged himself out of bed, the faded cotton a comforting weight as he pulled it over his head. Maybe today, just maybe, the Sox would channel a little Squints magic and finally nail a win. He grabbed his keys, a sliver of hope flickering in the Chicago morning. “You’re killin’ me, Smalls,” he muttered to himself, “but I ain’t giving up.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on