Official Yeah Im Poly Poly Gonna Drink 18 Beers Tonight Shirts
My day started with a toddler volcanic eruption – literally, spaghetti sauce everywhere. Then, the dog decided the neighbor’s prized roses were a chew toy. Work was a string of back-to-back meetings, each more frantic than the last, culminating in a server crash that threatened to wipe out a week’s worth of data. By 6 pm, I felt like I’d run a marathon in stilettos.
Exhausted, I slumped onto the couch, scrolling through social media. Suddenly, there it was: a picture of my college buddies at a reunion, all sporting matching “Official Yeah Im Poly Poly Gonna Drink 18 Beers Tonight Shirts.” A wave of nostalgia hit. Back then, life was simple, chaotic, but simple. Maybe tonight, after the kids are asleep, I’ll crack open a beer and remember those carefree days. Maybe not 18, though. I’m too old for that now.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












