Official Why Are The Pyramids In Egypt They Couldnt Be Carried To The British Museum Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, decided to wear her “Official Why Are The Pyramids In Egypt They Couldnt Be Carried To The British Museum Shirts” shirt to her pottery class. It was a bit of a conversation starter, especially when she accidentally knocked over a giant vat of blue glaze. The glaze, with a terrifying *sploosh*, landed squarely on Professor Higgins, covering him head-to-toe in a vibrant, almost pharaoh-like hue.
He stood there, blinking, looking like a Smurf-King Tut hybrid. Brenda, mortified, stammered apologies. Then, little Timmy from the corner piped up, “Hey Professor! You look like you ARE a pyramid! We could carry you to the British Museum!”
The class erupted in laughter, even Professor Higgins managed a choked chuckle, blue glaze dripping from his beard. Brenda, meanwhile, was frantically Googling “how to remove industrial strength glaze from tweed jackets.”
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- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
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SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
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