Official We Will Never Be Back At This Restaurant The Staff Made 1 Star Shirts
$20.99
Size Guide
How to measure your shirt correctly?
Width: Lay the shirt flat on the ground (preferably a hard surface) and smooth the fabric out so that there are no wrinkles underneath or on top. Pull the fabric tight, but don’t stretch it. Place the measuring tape at the top of the seam where the sleeve attaches to the body of the shirt and measure across to the same point on the other side of the shirt. Don’t worry if you measure beyond the side seam on the shirt, just measure the shirt flat across.
Length: Lay the shirt flat on the ground with the back of the shirt facing up. Place the measuring tape at the seam where the collar band attaches to the yoke (the fabric that sits across the shoulders) and measure straight down the middle of the back of the shirt to the hem at its longest point.
Sleeve Length: Lay the shirt flat with the back facing up. Extend the right sleeve out to the side and smooth it out as much as possible. Start the tape measure at the middle of the yoke, just below the collar band and measure out to the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve. Place a finger on the measuring tape at the seam where the yoke attaches to the sleeve to keep it in place, and then pull the tape measure taut to the end edge of the cuff on the sleeve.
Unit of measure: inches
Official We Will Never Be Back At This Restaurant The Staff Made 1 Star Shirts
The subway car rattled, a cacophony of screeching metal and muffled conversations. A teenager, headphones blasting, bounced to an unheard beat. Across from him, a woman wrestled with a screaming toddler and a overflowing diaper bag. Then, a burst of laughter erupted from the back.
Two men, slightly red-faced and clearly enjoying themselves, were holding court. One, a burly guy with a booming voice, slapped the other on the back. “Remember that place, Tony’s Trattoria? The one with the… questionable marinara?”
Tony, thinner and sporting a mischievous grin, nodded. “Questionable is an understatement, Frank! And the waiter? Acted like we owed him money just for breathing!” He gestured towards his chest, revealing a faded black t-shirt. “That’s why I’m wearing this bad boy. We all got ’em after that debacle. ‘Official We Will Never Be Back At This Restaurant The Staff Made 1 Star Shirts’!”
The toddler stopped crying, momentarily mesmerized. Frank roared with laughter, earning a few amused glances from the other passengers. Even the teenager cracked a smile. Tony beamed, patting his shirt proudly. “Spread the word, folks! Some restaurants just aren’t worth the heartburn!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
