Official Varials Australian Tour 2023 Dates Globe Shirts
Brenda, bless her heart, was *so* excited for the Varials gig. She’d painstakingly ironed her “Official Varials Australian Tour 2023 Dates Globe Shirt,” a vibrant, albeit slightly confusing, design featuring world tour dates inexplicably circling a kangaroo.
The problem? Brenda also volunteered to bring the guacamole. During the pre-show mosh pit warm-up in her tiny kitchen, disaster struck. A rogue headbang sent the bowl of guac flying, landing squarely on her pristine tour shirt.
Now, instead of rocking a memento of her favourite band, Brenda was sporting a green, lumpy map of the world. The irony wasn’t lost on her husband, Dave, who choked back laughter. “Looks like the continents are having a mild existential crisis,” he wheezed, grabbing a wet wipe. The shirt, now officially guacamole-stained and slightly less official, still smelled faintly of lime and teenage angst.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on