Official These Lungs Breathe Wine T Shirt
The elevator lurched, lights flickering before plunging us into near darkness. A collective groan rippled through the confined space. “Great,” someone sighed. I shifted uncomfortably, acutely aware of the silence. Then, a voice, hesitant at first, broke the tension.
“Hey, uh, nice shirt,” a young woman said, peering at me. My “Official These Lungs Breathe Wine T Shirt” suddenly felt very exposed. A chuckle escaped another passenger. “Yeah, that’s… relatable,” a man added, rubbing his temples.
Suddenly, everyone was talking about wine. Sharing their favorite vineyards, lamenting their hangover cures, even debating the merits of different grape varietals. My t-shirt, a silly impulse buy, had become the unexpected social lubricant of a broken elevator. I just smiled, thinking, well, at least we’re not talking about the impending doom of being stuck in a metal box. Maybe I should get a discount code.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












