Official The Real G Spot Guinness Draught Beer Shirts
The first rays, thick and stout as a Guinness, sliced through the blinds, painting stripes across a room steeped in the aroma of stale hops and regret. An “Official The Real G Spot Guinness Draught Beer Shirt,” stretched thin and clinging, was the only garment adorning the figure sprawled across the bed. It bore the faint, ghostly imprint of a spilled pint. A groan escaped the sleeper’s lips, a sound as dark and frothy as the beverage advertised on their chest. The alarm clock, mocking in its cheerfulness, blared a jaunty Irish jig. A hand, trembling slightly, slammed down on the snooze button. The room settled back into a groggy silence, punctuated only by the rhythmic, shallow breaths of a soul clearly not ready for another day, another pint, or another reminder of last night’s questionable decisions.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on