Official The Black Phone The Movie Grabber Portrait Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, was convinced she was a fashion icon. So, naturally, she’d ordered five “Official The Black Phone The Movie Grabber Portrait Shirts” – one for every day of the work week. She reasoned it was a subtle, edgy way to assert dominance in the office.
Monday arrived, and Agnes strutted in, sporting the shirt. Unfortunately, she hadn’t accounted for the new office coffee machine. While reaching for a caramel macchiato, her sleeve caught, pulling the entire machine down. Hot coffee gurgled everywhere, transforming the already creepy Grabber portrait on her shirt into a bubbling, caffeinated monster.
Covered in sticky, brown liquid, Agnes wailed, “He looks even MORE terrifying now!” Her boss, surveying the chaos, simply sighed and muttered, “Agnes, maybe stick to stripes tomorrow.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on