Official Sorry Folks Shitters Full Tshirts Sweater
Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was determined to win the office Christmas sweater competition. She’d spent weeks knitting a masterpiece: a festive scene featuring Santa’s sleigh, reindeer, and, in a bold move, a working fiber optic light display. The pièce de résistance, however, was the inscription: “Official Sorry Folks Shitters Full Tshirts Sweater.” She’d proudly ordered the custom lettering online, completely misinterpreting the website’s suggestive font.
The unveiling was…memorable. As Agnes plugged in the lights, accidentally tripping over the extension cord, the entire sweater short-circuited, showering the room in sparks. A small fire erupted on Brenda’s desk plant (RIP, Philodendron Phil). Agnes, horrified, mumbled, “Well, at least it’s…accurate?” The fire alarm blared, and everyone evacuated, leaving Agnes standing amidst the chaos, wearing the now-smoldering, offensively-worded, and utterly defeated masterpiece. She did not win.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on