Official Seed Oil Free Happier Grocery Seed Oil Scout Shirt
“So, uh, interesting shirt,” Dr. Miller said, adjusting the overhead light. I shifted uncomfortably in the chair. “Official Seed Oil Free Happier Grocery Seed Oil Scout… quite the statement.”
I mumbled something about health and feeling better. “Trying to cut down myself,” he replied, probing gently. “It’s everywhere, though, isn’t it? Even in some toothpastes, I think. Crazy.”
He paused, looking at my teeth. “Flossing regularly with, uh, seed oil-free floss, I presume?” I laughed nervously, the sound echoing strangely in the sterile room. “Just kidding! Mostly. But seriously, good for you. It’s… passionate.” He then began scraping and I was grateful to be spared further interrogation about my dietary convictions.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












