Official Seattle Mariners Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching Mlb Baseball T Shirt
The line at the car wash snaked around the block, baking in the Seattle sun. I leaned against my dusty Corolla, fiddling with my phone, acutely aware of the “Official Seattle Mariners Normal Heartbeat Deceased Heartbeat Heartbeat Watching MLB Baseball” t-shirt I’d thrown on.
Suddenly, a beat-up pickup truck, overflowing with lumber, lurched to a halt beside me. A grizzled man, weathered like driftwood, emerged, his eyes squinting. He pointed a calloused finger at my shirt.
“That’s…that’s beautiful,” he rasped, his voice thick with years of hard labor and probably cheaper beer. “The, uh, arrhythmia of hope. I get it. I really get it. Been a M’s fan since ’77. Seen it all.”
He stared at the shirt, a strange mix of pain and reverence in his eyes. I just nodded, completely dumbfounded, as he shuffled off to join the line, muttering something about “the ’95 ALDS” and “almost having it all.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












