Official Sauron One Ring To Rule Them All One Ring To Find Them Shirts
Agnes, bless her heart, was determined to win the “Best Dressed Tolkien Fan” award at the Shirecon. She’d painstakingly crafted a hobbit cloak from repurposed burlap sacks. However, her dedication to authenticity backfired spectacularly.
She’d forgotten her allergy to burlap! As she launched into a dramatic rendition of the Elven Farewell Song, Agnes began itching uncontrollably. In a fit of frantic scratching, she ripped open her burlap cloak… revealing underneath… a blindingly bright, brand new “Official Sauron One Ring To Rule Them All One Ring To Find Them Shirt.”
The irony was magnificent. The crowd erupted in laughter, thinking it was a meta-commentary on the duality of good and evil. Agnes, beet-red and covered in burlap fuzz, just wanted some calamine lotion and maybe a new hobby. She still won an award, though. “Most Unintentionally Hilarious Costume.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on