Official Santa Claus I Support The Penalty For Keeping Christmas Shirts
The first hint of dawn, a pale, judgmental grey, crept through the frosted window of the workshop. Outside, the North Pole air bit with a righteous chill, the kind that demanded compliance with the Naughty or Nice list. Inside, Claus grumbled, pulling on his long johns. They were a crisp, unforgiving red, not the comfy, faded kind. He glanced at the stack of “Official Santa Claus I Support The Penalty For Keeping Christmas Shirts” neatly folded on his workbench.
The scent of pine needles and simmering outrage filled the air. He imagined the elves, bleary-eyed but fiercely loyal, already ironing the slogans onto the shirts. Last year’s lukewarm eggnog incident with the Head Elf was still a raw wound. This year, Christmas would be celebrated with military precision. He adjusted his belt, the buckle gleaming like a badge of honor. “No more half-hearted carols,” he muttered, “This year, we bring the holly and the hammer!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on